deucalion:

*sees attractive boy*

*does the breathing in bit from radioactive by imagine dragons*

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theofficialmooroo:

oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

WHAT THE HELL CAN I HAVE YOUR GRANDMA

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lorassed:

why the fuck does vagina=weak and dick=strong
have u ever kicked someone in the dick? they fall to the floor and cry
kick someone in the vagina and i can guarantee u they’ll just punch u in the face
vagina not weak
vagina strong

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